TAT - Things I Actually Say

I'm joining up with Melissa over at Growing Up Geeky for this week's Toddle Along Tuesday.  Today's topic is "Things I Actually Say".  In no particular order:

• Who pooped?
• JS, where'd you hide my phone?
• Code Brown!  
• No, don't bite my toe.
• Don't stick your finger in your nose/ear/belly button.
• Leave your brother's belly button alone.
• Don't pull daddy's chest hair.

Never a dull moment with two toddlers.